Nickelodeon's attempt at creating a "Jonas"-like show, it's more watchable since the annoying Jonas Brothers aren't in it, but it's not as watchable as the older nick shows. It basically stars these 4 guys who aren't even related, and they're in a band.

I bet you ten bucks that off camera, they're fagots always having foursomes.

It's basically a piece of shit from Nick's ass that they want us to munch on, well WE'RE NOT!

Ironically, the creator also created Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, an actually watchable show on Nick...

Memes are a virus. If they do not constantly change, they will not receive the lols, rofls, and lmaos. They will not be passed along.

The unspecified organs that stop memes from spreading and destroying their host form the immeme system. This is a reactive system, in that we must see the memes before we get used to them and build resistance. Crocodiles have an innate system; they find no joy in life.

To be a monster cockblock; to not allow anyone else to get laid simply because he can't get any of his own

To be screwed over in any situation your involved in, be it business, personal, or just something that is supposed to be fun.

a universally recognizable dialect of any language, formed by grouping words in such a manner that when spoken alerts any bystanders that the speakers are nerd/nerdlike.

When your friends stop inviting you and talking to you