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Shakin' hands with President Johnson

Verb

1. To whack off your big black cock

2. To whack off your very hard cock
He's shakin' hands with President Johnson!
Shakin' Hands with President Johnson.
Valid valedictorian 26 milky ways..
President Johnson
Shakin' hands with president Johnson right here.
I don't know if I can ever fill dads shoes I don't know if I can ever be..
Shakin' Hands with President Johnson

Milky Mermaid 

A pregnant women with the abilities to produce fish milk via their breast area. Some also have fish like instincts and have a certain tuna smell south.
Yoo, u see that milky mermaid, she flawks on me all d an i ain fug wit it.
Milky Mermaid by SirSlammedUrBird January 18, 2021

Richter 7.5 

During anal intercourse, when the reciever flatulates with such force that the giver feels vibrations in his testicles
" We were ass fucking last night and Karla farted so Hard I thought my balls blew off, easily a Richter 7.5"
Richter 7.5 by Dante_is_dead August 15, 2006

035036503530 

Guitarist 1: 035036503530
Guitarist 2: Dude, you're playing it wrong
035036503530 by OnJahfr November 7, 2022
The act of pulling more than one woman simultaneously, to be asked home - then refuse.
My mate did "a Jules" last night allowing three attractive women.
a Jules by blunikinzz January 26, 2011

Typhlosioning 

When you set a girls ass hair on fire and have sex with her anus.
Jenny left me last night after I tried Typhlosioning with her.

Fake Drake 

can you believe these look alikes getting famous we call them fake drake
Fake Drake by ovo tingz September 2, 2022
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