Sound of a gun cocking

When you have cancer in your asshole and shove a light bulb up there to rid yourself of the cancer.

A chicken that farts on your head
When someone farts on your head

My 5 year old son made this up!

C is a general-purpose, imperative computer programming language, supporting structured programming, lexical variable scope and recursion, while a static type system prevents many unintended operations.

Emily’s are often really shy when they meet people but hide it, they seem to be the most innocent caring loving little people in the world, but are actually really backstabbing and fake and they love to cause drama, they cause drama over little things because they are either always suffering with some sort of jealousy or anger because all the attention isn’t on her and because she doesn’t get her way. Emily’s usually have big pretty blue eyes. And when you see a emily never become close with her because she will make you life miserable and hard.

A friend with benefits.