in the closet

A person that is secretly gay.

Your so far in the closet that your opening presents.

in the closet by Wthtimeizit December 27, 2009

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Left Lane Hero

That asshat who views every car in the merge lane as a challenge
See also: middle aged men with something to prove

The dude in that volvo is being a real left lane hero by trying to run me off the road

Left Lane Hero by bigdipper87 January 15, 2016

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Palatau

Someone that knows about everything but in reality doesn't know about it at all,his knowledge can defeat Yoda and all Drunken Master = (pukimak acah bagus)

John : You know news about dead rapper lately?
Palatau : Who???
John : JuiceBumi

Palatau : ahhhh I know him very well he's my cousin bro how can i not know about him

Palatau by Hansung December 8, 2019

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spaffoon

A receptacle for spaff, usually a round flat vessel of earthenware or
metal, sometimes having a cover in the form of a shallow funnel with an
opening in the middle.

Lacking any other suitable receptacle when watching Baywatch Nights, we used our upturned female housemate
with her flaps spread as our communal spaffoon.

spaffoon by spaggler October 14, 2003