Kid: That Holyflash guy has no life

Holyflash: Hey are you a little boy?

Kid: Yes

Holyflash: Oh baby come get some!

Kid: Fuck off loser!

*Kid runs*

*Holyflash goes back to playing WoW*

"I finger blasted that chick so hard she went wooden; straight up reverse Pinocchio on that shit."

I was so pissed when I found out about his new coworker, she's such a Leisha.

RaNdom: come join my server cunt or ill chop your balls off
YeghI: cbf

or

Tom: come to the bar where we can fuck hot naked women
Bob: cbf WTF?

"A poem begins as a lump in the throat, a sense of wrong, a homesickness, a lovesickness. It finds the thought and the thought finds the words. "
- Robert Frost

" two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference."
-Robert Frost, from the poem "The Road not Taken"

Are you excited for the _enheimer?