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Puck

A term used for a really ugly or stupid person, as you want to hit their face with a hockey stick.

Man that Jerry is such a fucking puck, wish he would slip into the toilet while drunk and drown in his own piss.

Puck by Bubbles Fucker September 15, 2017

pocket

Any male specimen with an insufficient vertical aptitude; specifically less than 5'7''.

Orgin of the term: Literally so petite they can fit in your shirt pocket.

I was totally gonna hook up with that guy last night, but he was a pocket.

pocket by Katerade February 3, 2006

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khematep

She is a beautiful girl, with the biggest and kindest heart. She makes anything better and is one of the funniest people I’ve ever met.

That girl is such a Khematep

khematep by Pineapple_1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9 March 1, 2019

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reverse mushroom cloud

The act of evacuating one's bowels so quickly and violently that the debris forms a mushroon cloud in the toilet.

We ate at that new mexican restaurant and when I came home I dropped a reverse mushroom cloud in the toilet.

reverse mushroom cloud by mikeyhonda January 16, 2005

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petting the pussy

Female masturbation.

Is Shelby going out tonight?
No, I think she is reading 50 Shades of Grey and petting the pussy.

petting the pussy by pussypetter6969 April 5, 2019

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