Skip to main content

Urban Dictionary

if you want to be a fuck boy. don't. no one likes them.
the fuck boy routine
ill flirt with you

then diss you
send you mixed up messages
hit on your friends
lie to you
ill lead you on to me
so you fall for me
make you happy for one night
but tomorrow.

ill ignore you,
treat you just as a friend
but once you start to move on ill text you with a I love you text
he has 4 other girls he is doing the same to
fuck him
i don't have enough middle fingers to express Logan Holley a fuckboy.
fuckboy by logan holley February 26, 2017
fuckboy mug front
Get the fuckboy mug.
See more merch

stealth snort 

When somebody snorts cocaine through the napkins at a restaurant or any other public area to avoid judgement from fellow human beings.
Angelo:*sniff* *sniff*

Nathaniel: You've been blowing your nose all night man, you all right?

Angelo:YEA MAN!

Nathaniel:Ok...just stop yelling please.

Angelo: SRY! (ahhh he didn't notice my stealth snort....well done.)
stealth snort by DangoBang November 24, 2011

Soggy Cornflake 

Like a soggy cornflake that flops around in your cereal bowl the term is used to describe someone unenthusiastic, negative and passive.
Me: Hey you want to rage tonight?

Friend: Nah, i dont see the point in getting drunk

Me: Stop being such a soggy cornflake and take a shot
Soggy Cornflake by KaliDinosaur December 21, 2012

nakamotorcycle 

nakamoto yuta, but he has taken the form of a motorcycle
nctzen one: yo who's that sexy motorcycle
nctzen two: dude, that's nakamotorcycle
nakamotorcycle by grass_granny December 19, 2021

Glaggleboy 

A boy who glags. See definition of "glaggle", "glaggler", or "glag".
Brendan is a glaggleboy
Glaggleboy by GreatOldOne April 19, 2023
An obese apelike creature that loves beer, TV, food and beeeeeerrrr *drools*...one might find this primitive being on Evergreen Terrace next door to stupid Flanders. "hi-diddly hey neighborino" "shut up Flanders" "Righty-oh" or strangling his son Bart. "Why.You.LITTLE!"
After a few Duffs, Homer Simpson becomes such a kwijybo.
Kwijybo by RawrNINJA January 4, 2010

Gap Year Anarchist

A phase common amongst more affluent males in their early twenties, which typically requires the exchange of basic hygiene for Bob Marley memorabilia, dreadlocks and second hand military clothing.

Early warning signs include the gradual slurring of speech (as made popular in the movie 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'), endless discussions of aid increases/debt reduction and an overall musky smell.

A Gap Year Anarchist will subscribe to numerous clichés. Behaviour may include voluntary summertime homelessness/squatting, throwing flour & dancing on a Cenotaph.

The phase ends when the GYA finally succumbs to pleas from his/her family and/or bank manager/student loans company/court, gets a haircut, a job and a life!
"And once again a Gap Year Anarchist succeeds in his lifetime's ambition: to get all the attention. Well done. *slow hand clap*"

(British Labour MP Tom Harris tweet, 19th of July 2011)