retarded asshole who thinks they're some great author, but they end up writing shitty roleplays filled to the brim with furry shit and data redacted.

author equivalent of soundcloud rapper

A culture famed for being especially weak to VTDs (verbally transmitted diseases) such as strains of ligma.

11:11 is a time where you can make a wish and it will most likely come true, if you believe in it then your wish will come true.

A very large, bastardly woman with thighs that shakes the ground when she walks and looks like cottage cheese. Super lazy and annoying. Fake bitch. Has a son.

The background check is preformed while hitting it doggystyle. You take your right thump and insert it into her ass. Be sure to wiggle it around and get it nice and deep. When you remove your thumb it should have a good amount of poo on it. Now take your right thumb and put a poopy thumb print on her ass cheek. Similar to a live scan, DROS, or background check.

Executing a Shocker (i.e., two in the pink, one in the stink) whilst consuming maatjes herring. Best when done without loose lips (to avoid sinking ships).