Skip to main content

Urban Dictionary

That fuckboy is surmal!
Surmal by Surmal_and_proud April 15, 2015

suck my cock 

sucking a private part you dumb idiot
Hey girls suck my cock, it's big and juicy
suck my cock by vcbfghntjrytegfsda December 20, 2019
When someone has an agenda to be an ass, or asshole. Said person will enter a situation with the intention of being an ass...or dick...or douche...or tool.
"Everyone has an agenda. Usually an ass agenda. That's what we like to call an assgenda."

"'What's the deal with Bill tonight? He's a being a real ass.'
'Oh, Bill has an assgenda.'
'Ohhhhh....'"
assgenda by Sam Aguirre May 21, 2008
Word of the Day on October 28, 2025

hole-in-two

The act of cumming any two of the following: a woman's ass, pussy, or her mouth all in one orgasm (or a man's ass AND mouth). It takes both good control and, with the ass or pussy to mouth, a longer orgasm with a large load.
Patrick fucked her ass hard until he started to cum. Then he used his kegel muscles to hold himself mid-cum while he quickly slipped his cock from her ass to her pussy and completed the hole-in-two.
hole-in-two by Kate Charlton February 9, 2008
an instrumental progression as defined by people who don't know how to play an instrument.

Some how the root (1) has shifted to a zero (0) and we're left with an anomalous gap between the new root (0) and the second note a.k.a the supertonic (2). This, of course, is used to insult beginner musicians who are just learning triads and scale degrees, but unironically shows the lack of knowledge of those using said insult.
".. and then he came into the guitar store and played 0 3 5..."
"you mean 1-3-5?"
"na, man... 0 is the starting note"
"so... you play 9 note octaves?"
0 3 5 by Bones331 January 21, 2021
Being stuped idiotic or a retard

EG: if someone dose somthing wrong then they are to be called an aid.
SHut the fuck up you aid
aid by Pussy penotrator December 19, 2017
Next