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Urban Dictionary

n. A great story contributed to a website that collects great stories. It is an acronym for Blog UR Greatest Stories.

v. the the act of contributing a great story to a website that collects great stories.
n. I read some blurgs that were so funny, beer shot out of my nose.

v. I saw a guy get set on fire at a gas station today - AND I GOT PICTURES - so I am going to blurg it for the world when I get home.
BLURGS by Zega December 27, 2008

Touch Me I'm Sick

Touch me I'm Sick also known as TMIS, is slang for a feeling usually related to edging with pain or with inflicting pain upon someone whose in great health in hopes to infect him/her.
Hey you, Touch me I'm sick, bet you wont be happy after
Touch Me I'm Sick by JOJO stir March 17, 2024
You going to that party in that good wig peeer
peeer by Taydatgirl January 26, 2021
its like a goose with voice cracks whenever it honks
goose: henk
person: looks like that goose is going through puberty
henk by crisis_boye101 November 2, 2018

Cheese Weaver 

A guy who constantly picks at his earwax in public, and then wipes it on things.
Guy 1: Oh my god, that was disgusting!
Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: That guy just wiped a bunch of earwax on his desk!
Guy 2: What a cheese weaver.

rotezprogamer123 

rotez is a hot and cool friend unlike Joey. rotez sexy ladies man thats why a lot of hot girls are chasing him.
Stanley and Jenny is sad because Sheren left them for rotezprogamer123.
rotezprogamer123 by HJBEHBJFEHRF November 10, 2020
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