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cawowussy 

she’s a girl who’s great at volleyball, has INCREDIBLE posture and her personality is amazing. cawowussy looks scary at first glance but is such a joy to be around. if you’re looking for a good time go to cawowussy. if you have cawowussy never let go of her!!
alanussy: isnt cawowussy great at volleyball 😍

sawawussy: yes she is i love taking pictures of her serves! 🤩

addysonussy: i love lizard
One difference between a comedian and a joke is a comedian isn't usually desperate to get respected or taken seriously. Another difference between a comedian and a joke is a comedian is not desperate to come off as someone with a sense of humor. Yet another difference between a comedian and a joke is a comedian doesn't usually try to come off as more than a comedian (sex symbol, action/war junkie, athlete/jock, political activist/world leader, rock star, martial arts fighter, assassin, and so on added on as extra for some comedians).
The comedian just makes people laugh, he/she doesn't claim to be the underdog comedian, the comedian who tries to do work in five different areas so the people who laughed at him would take him seriously, he/she just makes people laugh which is why he/she is funny and some jokes are not.
Comedian by Solid Mantis November 4, 2019

Wingarrea 

What happens when you eat too many buffalo wings.
Guy- "Hey, you wanna sit on my face tonight?"

Girl- "I'm not sure, I got a bad case of wingarrea.."

Guy- "Get the fuck outta my house, Beargina bitch!"
Wingarrea by Beargina October 7, 2009

One armed bandit

When a woman during sex puts a penny in the mans mouth and then pulls down on his erection.

If nothing happens, complain that he should have paid out
I pulled a guy from the casino and taught him how to play one armed bandits, luckily he didn't choke

sextastic 

Something that pretains to have much sexyness and tasticness.
1.Chuck you are looking sextastic today.
sextastic by chuck June 21, 2003

qpalzmxnsjwieudhcbvfgryt 

You have reached the most possible boredom a mortal can achieve without burning up their life essence. Go do your homework.
Imagine being so bored you search up qpalzmxnsjwieudhcbvfgryt lmao.
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