The feeling of nostalgia for a dark, romantic past you never lived, like longing for a rainy 1940s night in a jazz bar you’ve never been to

When your newborn crys complaining of a full nappy/diaper but upon inspection the turd splatter has mysteriously VANISHED.

loveable person, cute smile, but will rape you for candy.

The sludge that builds up under your balls when working hard or sweating. Also see: Nut butter

A electronic addict or someone who’s into hentai.

Usually stays up all night or all day playing video games without a break. The only way to get them off of the device is to destroy it.

Acting as if something never happened, or acting like something is not as major as it really is.