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beatlejuice 

A small black midget that had no idea what he says half the time
beatlejuice by el dangeroso September 6, 2003

chundafooie 

The best footballer in the world from the African tribe Eswatini. He scores goals when your team is in dire need. There’s absolute limbs when he scores a goal.
We are so fucked, they have chundafooie in their team.
chundafooie by Km1371508 April 20, 2020

your dad screws his lads 

Your dad screws his lads is the ultimate insult that the forefathers of the universe have bestowed upon man... use this wisely.
John: ur mom gay
Ella: ur gran a man
John: your sister a mister
Ella: ur grandpap a trap
John: *in agonizing frustration gathers the energy from the very air and 4 elements around him as it would look if he combined the universes too one speaks* your dad screws his lads.
Ella: gets banished too the hell of limbo and has every limb torn off of her body and looses her ability too see smell speak or hear and only has her hands too feel as she wanders the hell of limbo screaming in her mind too only die of her thoughts. The only thing she is afraid of is her mind.

Jigobite 

A measurement to quantify the Negro People
1 Negro= 1 Jigobite
2 Negros= 2 Jigobites
3 Negros= Hold your wallet and run away very quickly!!!
Jigobite by Tio_Alberto August 10, 2006
Emhemmed are usually an Arabian person who you mean in 6th grade while on discord and they usually make loud sounds such as humming to random sounds while not on mute
Person one: Why are you humming?
Emhemmed: ? wait i was not on mute oops *does not mute themselves*
Person one: can you stop humming?
Emhemmed: *does not respond*
emhemmed by *is normal* April 17, 2021

Coffee Bitch 

a gender-neutral term of endearment bestowed on one who makes or gets coffee for others.

Though the ideal job for a coffee bitch is a barista or coffee shop owner, one may also find a coffee bitch in an office or at home.

The common identifiable trait of a coffee bitch is the willingness and exceptional capabilities of making good coffee for the enjoyment of themselves and others.
Coffee snobs revere coffee bitches as gods/goddesses because without them their lives are often uncaffeinated and meaningless; or worse, subjected to the consumption of crappy coffee.

"Who's the coffee bitch today? I buy you fly..."
Coffee Bitch by Tominsky September 29, 2011
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