The Airport Effect

The temporary increase in self importance that individuals assign to themselves while waiting at airports.

Future passengers suffering from the airport effect often portray more serious facial expressions, increase their cell phone speaking volume if discussing business matters, and perform fake work on their laptop near heavily populated areas.

James and Preston sit at the Chilis bar near gate 17:

James: "Preston, please excuse me for a moment. I'm going to get my shoes shined in the elevated wooden chair while I read the journal"

Preston: "James are you alright? You seem to be coming down with the airport effect..."

The Airport Effect by Business Select March 22, 2012

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Stem Christy

A single piece of shit that is long enough to touch the bottom of the bowl and poke above the surface of the water.

After eating a pound of cheese from chipotle, Ken dropped a fat Stem Christy into the toilet at work.

Stem Christy by KennyG63 April 15, 2016

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Nut coat

where the entire torso of a person is covered in cum resembling a coat.

want to come back to my place and get a nut coat?

Nut coat by B_BooBerry May 18, 2020

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Bitch Bang

A stupid person male or female who trys very hard to get in the way of whatever you are doing.

That fuc_ing bitch bang cut me off to go 10 miles under the speed limit.

Bitch Bang by Greg P July 16, 2008

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Crudhopper

Back in approx. 1965 I originated the term Crudhopper. It was in Ottawa and I was in high school. It spread throughout Ottawa, Canada, the USA and god knows where else! I moved on to bigger and brighter things ... like girls!

Definition: The original term was used to describe someone who had the ability to circumvent rules and regulations, but then alas became a rather derogatory term for people.

He's such a Crudhopper, he took his own locker and put a lock on it!
That Crudhopper handed in a paper that was done by his sister tens years ago.

Crudhopper by Bryan Skuce February 29, 2008