Evie is secretly a reptile. She loves to eat owls and all that shit. Scaly as FUCK but she's a'ight. Sold her soul for half a Wotsit.
"When is Shrek 5 coming out?"
"I don't know, ask Evie."
"I can't, she's having an existential crisis and dabbing as well."
"Oh."
"Yeah."
"I don't know, ask Evie."
"I can't, she's having an existential crisis and dabbing as well."
"Oh."
"Yeah."
by constantly.jungshook October 23, 2018
by constantly.jungshook October 23, 2018