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Stolen Valor 

Stolen Valor-
1) When a civilian who was never military, therefore never earned the rights and privileges associated with the honor of wearing the uniform, wear one due to any of the following reasons:

A.To get discounts or free services/drinks, etc at stores or cafes.
B. They are trying to attract the attention of the opposite sex, or they just want people's attention and thanks.

2) When a real soldier wears decorations and devices, and ranks that they never earned. For example, a real U.S. Army Private could easily give himself the Medal of Honor by looking it up online and buying one.

Most of the time, civilians have no idea how to properly wear the uniform. This includes stringent grooming and uniform standards not being followed (i.e. long beards, wearing covers indoors, tucking in blouses, wrong undershirts), putting patches in the wrong places, mixing different patches, ranks/rates (i.e. wearing PO3 ranks on an Army Uniform while claiming to be a PFC), not having an I.D. card or mixing information (i.e. saying they are Army but trained at Parris Island and Penelton,) or wearing the wrong uniforms or wearing it incorrectly(i.e. wearing the M.C.C.U.U off base or using the outdated Battle Dress Uniform) Oftentimes, these create hilariously inaccurate results, such as a person claiming to be a Marine Gunnery Sergeant wearing an ACU with M81 camo scheme, Airborne and Ranger tabs, a SEAL device, and ribbons on a Utility uniform.
Dude, your wearing a CIB on a MCCUU. You shouldnt even be WEARING your cammies off base. Thats Stolen Valor!

Ima call this guy out, Stolen Valor

floppy passion 

A passion in which you are overly excited
Josh and TJ loved raping people with a floppy passion.
A retard is somebody who is fucking dumb as fuck such as Newton since he a mad fucking retard
Son: Why is my mate so damn retarded.

Dad: Probably because your a fucking spazzy retard yourself you bum fucking prick.
Retard by SPazman69 February 1, 2024

Word Sponge 

A person who is devoted, and addicted, to reading.
Jimi Herndon is a serious "Word Sponge"! He soaked up 72 books in 52 weeks! Amazing!
Word Sponge by talk2me-JCH2 March 7, 2017
Short for Agents of Secret Stuff
Agents that saves lives and fight against their mortal enemies, the S.I.N.S. (Society Involving Not-so-good Stuff)
Becoming an official agent requires owning a H.O.L.E (Honorary Operative License Entitlement)
A.S.S.: I. Am an A.S.S.
Person: OH YES YOU ARE!
A.S.S.: WAI-WAI-WAIT NO!
A.S.S by TheMajorA.S.S. January 25, 2011

Kingdom Hearts 3 

A myth that was made up by Square Enix so they could feast on Kingdom Hearts's fanbase's dreams and patience.
Ugh, when is Kingdom Hearts 3 gonna come out? Square Enix is killing me.
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