douche-o-potamus
a severe douche, a mega douchebag, one who has reached the pinnacle of douchedom, a simpleton with issues.
douche-o-potamus by Fillmore Slim March 29, 2005
Urban Dictionary
High School
1. Prepare to watch helplessly as all your hopes and dreams crash and burn.
2. Any one who tells you high school wasn't "that bad" or is "better than the real world", is a lying douche bag. But do not hold this against them, because they are obviously high school graduates. And after your four years of hell are up, you will automatically be transformed into, a lying douche bag just like the rest of the adult population.
2. Any one who tells you high school wasn't "that bad" or is "better than the real world", is a lying douche bag. But do not hold this against them, because they are obviously high school graduates. And after your four years of hell are up, you will automatically be transformed into, a lying douche bag just like the rest of the adult population.
Jean: Wow Liz seems to be taking her 50th birthday really hard.
Dorris: Yeah I know, she must feel like she did back in high school, like all of her hopes and dreams have crashed and burned right before her very eyes and it's too late to save them.
Jean: Oh Dorris, don't be so grim! High school was great!
Dorris *Thinks to self* Thank god i dropped out of that dump before it was too late.
Dorris: Yeah I know, she must feel like she did back in high school, like all of her hopes and dreams have crashed and burned right before her very eyes and it's too late to save them.
Jean: Oh Dorris, don't be so grim! High school was great!
Dorris *Thinks to self* Thank god i dropped out of that dump before it was too late.
High School by prettttybob December 10, 2009
mugged
Puppydog's Nose
When an individual is so ready to take a dump, the turd tip ever so slightly protrudes from the anus, usually about 1/8 to 1/4 inch, and in some cases, leaving a brown crayon drawing on the underwear.(also see shitstain).
While on the highway in morning gridlock, suddenly panic strickened, Marty felt the dreaded tickle of the puppydog's nose. At that moment, he knew any chance of a voluntary bowel movement was out the window.
Puppydog's Nose by docgreen February 9, 2009
daiper
Very high-grade marijuana;
a reference to the strong aroma.
More commonly the diminutive is used:
"daip" or "dipe"
a reference to the strong aroma.
More commonly the diminutive is used:
"daip" or "dipe"
daiper by Royal Jelly April 27, 2005