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Vladimir Fruitin 

Person who partakes in a high fruit diet
Hello Marsha, would you like some doughnuts?
No thank you, I am a real Vladimir Fruitin this month.
Vladimir Fruitin by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

abbie styles 

abbie styles is a cool chick,she is married to harry styles and some psychos out there just don’t like this gal.she is besties with chloe kuwonu and loves prettymuch and one direction
wow abbie styles and chloe kuwonu are really living their best lives!
abbie styles by greatgals November 2, 2018
burp by TV_Headed boi May 22, 2018

miracle whips 

It's the newest craze sweeping Milwaukee "The Miracle Whip".
When your girlfriend/boyfriend jacks you off onto your hand, then (useing the same hand) you slap your partner across the face their tears should combine with your ejaculate as it runs down the face. At this point you should be laughing at her/him, Bwah, Ha, Ha!!!
I'm really disappointed that you made my hand hurt after I performed the Miracle Whips.
miracle whips by David S. Rose March 3, 2007
1. a generic term for anything
2. an unnamed appendage
1. Dude, where'd I put the hoobage
2. Dude, your hoobage is hanging out
hoobage by Thurston April 9, 2003

Meat Tentacle 

The muscle contained within your mouth, ie: your tongue
Eating is so badass, I mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid
Meat Tentacle by Yblehs October 22, 2014
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