"Hey man, I brought this girl home from the bar and I didnt want to have sex with her so I just went to sleep. Then I woke up with her on top of me."
"You got REM jobbed."
A PTVN, otherwise known as a Professional Tryhard Virgin No Life is the worst type of gamer. It describes someone who does not get off of the game ever. They do not touch grass, take showers, or even see sunlight. They try and sweat so very hard as if millions of dollars are on the line when they play a casual game. They think FaZe will recruit them or something, yet they're still playing video games all day in their mom's basement. These people are the reason games aren't fun anymore. Don't be one of these people.
Jim: OMFG I died to that guy like 20 times already!
Rick: He's max level and has played for more than 1000 hours?!
Jim: What a PTVN.