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one-way text 

One-Way Text (n.)
1. A text message not requiring a reply.
2. A frustrating thing to find when your phone goes off and you open it, just to see one word.
3. An annoying thing to find when your phone goes off and you open it, just to see one word--and you don't have unlimited text messaging.
4. Something that makes you want to strangle someone.
5. An indication that the sender is either tired, pissed at you, hates texting, or is just a stupid dumbass.
6. Something you do when people piss you off and you don't want to talk to them.
"You going to the movie tonight?"
"yep"

"So I totally bought an iPod today"
"cool"

"John keeps replying to my messages in one-way texts. Will you please find out if he's mad at me?"
one-way text by HaleysHeresat January 23, 2009

Dwight Yoakam 

Dwight Yoakam is one of the best artists in recent country music history. Unlike most of his contemporaries, he doesn’t give in to what’s trendy in Nashville and plays what he likes instead. As a result, his music is unique, honest, and never pretentious. He’s able to mix elements of Bakersfield country, traditional country, bluegrass, blues, alt.country, rock, and more together seamlessly to create a sound that’s both fresh and true to its roots. In addition to his unique musical style, he also writes some of the most emotional and thought-provoking (yet somehow still simplistic) lyrics.

If that wasn’t enough, he’s also an acclaimed actor and director in Hollywood. What a guy.
Instead of buying another worthless Tim McGraw CD, buy Dwight Yoakam's new album "Blame the Vain" when it comes out on June 14th. WOOT WOOT!
Dwight Yoakam by me April 25, 2005
An amazing person who will always defend you and will stick with you. She is never afraid to speak her mind and will always do what is right. If you have an Adylyn, make sure you’re friends with her.
Guy One: “Dude is that Adylyn? I wish I was dating her.”
Guy Two: “Too bad, she rejects everyone.”
Adylyn by average 6th grader March 2, 2021

Pewaukee 

It's a shit place to live. Youths looking for fun drive somewhere else. 'cause, you know, it's the location; close enough to a city to buy drugsz without leaving, but not close enough to be fun on its own.

other than that
... there's a beach and a mothafuckin' haunted octagon house.

However, I'm not a crackwhore.
& if you're nice you'll put this definition on to clear that up.
Pewaukee sez: Piss on meee.
Waukesha sez: SURE BITCH.
Milwaukee sez: ): Whothefuckareyou.
Pewaukee by Not a crackwhore, man. August 16, 2009
Though i've only heard this used in parts of Dublin, Ireland, it may be used elsewhere too.

This word is derived from the Acronym. N.I.G(s). which stands for Not In Goal(s).

Basically, when you go to play football casually with friends, and there's no outright goalkeeper among you, no one ever wants to be in net. outfield players, naturally, want to play outfield. So, this game developed to decide who would be the first to go in net on any particular day.

It works like this. Once you are in view of the goalposts, and you think of it, you may proclaim ' NIGS!! '. the last person in the group to hear you and do likewise is the first person to go in net.

Having forgotten that the word 'nigs' stood for an acronym, or that the game had a very specific setting, many people just started using nigs for everything.

EG
If someone asks a group of people to do something, one of them may simply shout 'nigs' and the last person to do likewise is usually pressured into doing whatever it is.

synonyms: not it

Autonyms: bagsy, dibs, shotgun
1) * friends approach a football pitch *

Paul: " So i was talking to Ed the other day, i think - "

* they turn the corner *

Nial: NIGS!!

Neil: nigs
Conor: nigs

Paul: nigs
David: .... Nigs!
* david is now first in net*

2) * later in the day, they're still playing *

Paul: " I bought drinks yesterday... which of you guys is running to the shop? "

Nial: nigs

Neil: nigs!

Conor: Nigsy!

David: ..... niiigs!!

* David must now go to the shop *
Nigs by paulred2 October 5, 2009
a word used when u see a really hott girl(Austin Powers uses it)
(sees a hott girl)Paa!
paa! by David (D.J.) January 12, 2008
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