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Vage Monkey 

A Vage Monkey is an insult for a person who looks like they might dwell in a large vagina.
That guy is such a f*$#& vage monkey!
Vage Monkey by J.D.awesomenator January 27, 2010
A person who is generally misunderstood as being an asshole or douche bag. He does this because he feels as though many people hate him, so he returns the hatred. Though he has friends, he often feels that they get annoyed easily by him. Whenever they try to get into a relationship, they often annoy the one they go after. This is because they don't know how to talk to the other person, but if they took the time to get to know them, they would see that they're truly a good person.
"Jesus Christ that Brickey is driving me insane" -Guy
"That Brickey is really cool, I just can't date him, he's waaaaay too annoying" -Girl

"Brickey, chill out dude, you're acting like an asshole over a video game" -Friend

durfologist

Someone who lacks intelligence and/ or just looks straight up retarded. Some would say they have a PHD in being durfee. Usually spotted in hope valley, Rhode Island
Look at that faggot ass durfologist, does he realize how retarded he looks?
durfologist by Big dick bandit October 8, 2013

confuzzled 

My brain is confuzzled!
confuzzled by #harrypotter October 30, 2019
Leg, but better
lëg by FoxCat Man December 9, 2019
An extraordinarily big dick
Wow, that dude is definitely equipped with "the big D".

I wish I had a Big D, just like Mike.
Big D by Iso D April 6, 2015
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