TW//Cracked Pie

this tw was once said by the well known influencer Duke Depp, the story of “TW//Cracked Pie” was that he was doing a dukemoose live while waiting for his pie to bake (it was a frozen box pie, he cant bake) and when he went to get his pie out it was CRACKED.

“omg TW//Cracked Pie”

TW//Cracked Pie by Messul / Dukedeppswhore March 24, 2021

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Boston Cheeseburger

To shove a piece of cheese into a girls butt hole and then push it deep inside, often finishing in the process. then, you eat her out until you eat the cheese.

Tommy: Yo, Sam, can I give you a Boston Cheeseburger tonight?
Samantha: Only if you can handle it

Boston Cheeseburger by Minkle Binkle January 10, 2025

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hot plugging

A fetishistic sex practice where a man enters a women’s or unisex restroom, fishes a used tampon out of the trash and inserts it into his own rectum, simulating having a “period”.

Ever since they introduced unisex bathrooms at work I haven’t been able to stop hot plugging my female coworkers!

hot plugging by ishygddt May 9, 2023

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Sacajewa!

something that is amazing, surprising or interesting.

At the fair when my ticket stub number was called, I yelled Sacajewa! to let them now I was coming to claim my prize.

Sacajewa! by Uncle Whiskers November 22, 2021

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cynical optimist

A cynical optimist rejects the position that 'realism' is the only alternative to the extremes of pessimism and optimism. Instead, cynical optimism emphasizes that a reality can be sustained through a blending of the extremes. Indeed, cynical optimists would argue that the blending best describes the "reality" that "realists" have thus far failed to suitably articulate.

A: So, from a cynical optimists point of view - what IS the meaning of life?
B: We're all going to die. And many of us will die slowly and painfully. Then again, we're probably not going to die today. More importantly, MOST of our days, we're going to live; and only on one of them will we die. That's ... not such a bad deal. And, even if WERE a bad deal, it's the only deal in town. So, I'd make the most of the mundane while you still can.
A: How does that significantly differentiate you from existentialists?
B: Dude! Because I'm submitting to Urban Dictionary, not Cambridge University Press.

cynical optimist by AKA GG March 28, 2022

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Interneting

Video chatting, messaging, or in any way contacting someone over the internet.

Can you internet Tom?
I was interneting with Sam last night.

Interneting by sksbkfbsabfklasbka March 11, 2013

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join the 41%

A term transphobes use to bully trans people. the "41%" refers to the fact 41% of trans people commit suicide, this is basically idiots saying kys but in a different way. this will always be in comments or replies on social media because transphobes tend to be pussys.

Trans person: "just started my transition!"
Transphobe: "join the 41%"

join the 41% by dumbass lesbian September 1, 2020