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jack mcnaughton

The sexiest man alive he is cool.
Wow , he is such a jack McNaughton

Fake fan 

Someone who claims to be a die hard fan but criticizes the team more than anyone when they struggle.
Probably has not ever been to a game.
Sings their pump up songs so everyone knows they know them.
Probably switches teams after a few years when their team loses public support. Probably because it’s harder for them to get clout
Max: Did you see Kinger last night?
Kyle: yeah, he was being a fake fan about Lebron
Max: yeah he’s never even been to a game
Fake fan by Wentzy226 October 5, 2020

Octo-Pussy 

When a girl is getting gangbanged by 8 guys and has 2 dicks in her pussy, 2 dicks in her ass, 2 in her mouth, and she's giving two hand jobs
"Me and some buddies went to Mary's and we gangbanged her. 2 dicks in every hole and two getting jacked off."

"Now that's what I call an Octo-Pussy!"
Octo-Pussy by PDXBengalsfan January 28, 2010
Derogatory term for a (usually younger) female, implying trashiness or tackiness, lower-class status, poor hygiene, flakiness, and a scrawny, pockmarked sort of ugliness. May also imply promiscuity, but not necessarily. Can apply to any race, but most commonly used to describe white trash.
also see colten coffman
Colten is so tacky, what a skank.
Skank by asdfghjkl;156874 August 21, 2010
sam is the kinda guy that would shank ya nan if she stepped on his yeezys. He is the biggest roadman that you’ll ever meet and will gladly fuck yo bitch if she comes near him
person 1: who’s that person bangin that hoe over there
person 2: it’s probably sam
Sam by hejeienrndkskwkwnejsks November 15, 2020

Crusty Wallflower 

When you soak a tissue in cum and then throw it at the wall with enough force that it splats and sticks.
Tom: Bro, Darren's room is covered in crusty wallflowers.
Ben: I know, I helped him put them up.
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