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john handcock 

while cumming onto someones face you write your name with the semen. This definition makes sense because your hand is on your cock and there was some guy who signed some piece of shit called the declaration of independence and now he is some hot shot for knowing how to spell his own name, but thats another story.
After fucking for a while max finished it off with a john handcock to commemorate the experience.
john handcock by MW52 December 10, 2008
A pretty cool name that was ruined by some douche a long time ago.He also ruined a mustache.
"Nice going, Adolf!"
"Nice Hitler-Stache there, Adolf!"
Adolf by mrman241 June 23, 2012

Kentucky Crunch 

When you find an abandoned bird egg and you crunch that shit.
Jim: Hey, bro. You got your daily protein.
Joe: You better believe I smacked that Kentucky crunch.
Kentucky Crunch by Nshane100 May 21, 2018
A contracted version of the word 'fool'.

The word origionated with Mr.T. Due to the extended contact with cheap substitute gold, he can no longer tell the difference between anybody he meets. In order to save himself the humiliation of asking who he's talking to, he simply refers to anyone and every one as 'foo' or 'sucka'.
"You crazy foo!"
"Dial 1-800-COLLECT, foo!"
Foo by CubanB March 31, 2003

trayvon vert 

The dankest meme master of all time. He has a serious way with the ladies and has the best looks, that people would die for. Nobody can top any of his memes and he is everything but a stupid little normie. Trayvon Vertis an inspiration and role model and everyone thrives to be like him.
GUY 1: "WOW! I sure wish I could be as cool, funny, and good looking as that Trayvon Vert"
GUY 2: "You'll never be anything like him you Normie, your memes suck"
trayvon vert by OBABO THE GODDO February 6, 2018

rutherfoo'd 

The ending of a homosexual date. Ending in sexual intercourse.
Dang! He rutherfoo'd your brains out.
rutherfoo'd by dontbe January 11, 2009
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