banned from an internet forum

It's XD, but spoken out how you say it in the Dutch language. Someone found it out, and it was very funny :D.

acronym, stands for cock and balls in mouth. It takes a big talent slut to get the WHOLE package all the way in.

Carolas are gorgeous, but my Carola is AWESOME, she is so fckng adorable, I would like to hold her and kiss her all the stu.pid day. Unfortunately, I can't, she is far far away from me and sometimes I think she is still in love with her ex girlfriend. Yes, my Carola is gay, I'm gay. She is the most gay girl in the world, she is the girl with the biggest heart in the world. She likes to broke hearts some of the times, but she likes you, even if she don't say a word about it. She is always working, she is always bussy, she is always mad at her mom, but she still loves her so much.
She loves what she does, she loves drawing, she love designing, she loves telling me I'm the most dramatic girl in the world. She loves Taylor Swift, she loves to sleep, she loves milk, even if I say that she is lying. She hates cats, she hates my cats more than everything. She hates cigarrettes, or drugs or swearwords. She hates agricultural music.

Carola always wears a rainbow bracelet, and a square ring.

She is always telling me Grumpy.

If you even have the privilege of kissing her, you will fall in love on her for sure. (I hope not...)
She knows that I want her to be MY girl, but she does not want it to happen. Maybe later, she is always saying, maybe later.
Despite that, I still love her.

To go hunting for a black person/nigger.

A crappy car. POS broken down redneck truck.