To go full retard, you should never go full retard

A stupid n***** with blonde hair and brown eyes. An egocentric bastard with stupid facial expressions that somehow don't even outweigh his immense stupidity. Parker will leave you in the dust as his stupid triple chin blasts off into space. Always somehow manages to ruin a group joke, even when the continuation of the joke is laid out right in front of him on a carboard wafer. Uses "smart" words/phrases, to make himself seem like he knows what the FUCK he is talking about when he doesn't have a clue. Way too competitive over stupid things just like one of his other friends (TJA). Won't explicitly say the n word, but will say lots of racist things, including defending people that should DEFINITELY not be defended.

hot human who is the best person on earth because i love her so much i am making this pls no police at my door

the word that royal made up meaning balls. nuts or balls. basically testicles.

S - sad
I - inside

H - happy

O - outside

When a girl sucks you off and you bust a load in your hand while she closes her eyes in anticipation for the money shot. You then hold up your hand and count to 3... On 3, you slam her in the forehead with your hand, delivering a custard facial. This often leads to the Zombie.