A mobile group of grown adults throwing the equivalent of a toddler fit when they
don’t want to follow rules of society. Often engaging in disruptive and annoying acts. A convoy may make wild accusations that complying with these rules will lead to communism all while complying with speed limit, seatbelt and sobriety rules that have not yet led to communism. Convoy funding may or may not use
anonymous funding from
communist countries. Synonym(s): Pawn, puppet
Mom: The kids didn’t want to
nap so they had a freedom convoy in the front
yard.
Partner: Then what happened?
Mom: they fell asleep on the
lawn.