Tedition

The commission of acts that aims to rebel or overthrow an established authority; using methods that are ignorant, tone-deaf, and/or just really, really stupid.

The junior senator from Texas objected to the results of the 2020 U.S. Presidential Election, without any credible evidence or forethought; which led to the insurrection at the Capitol on January 6, 2021. Thus, Ted Cruz has committed Tedition.

Tedition by Canadian Rafael January 22, 2021

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trim

coming clean, like you just harddd

YK IM NOT THEM WHEN I PULL UP IM COMIN TRIM ALRIGHTTT

trim by lilzaddy October 21, 2023

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Jizziling

1)When its sprinkling rain outside, and it hits you in the face like you're being cummed on.

2) A small amount of semen.

Dawg, it's jizziling outside.

So i was fucking my bitch last night. Thought I had a size 8 roper about to blow but it was just a jizziling.

Jizziling by dustinsays May 26, 2012

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douche dial

Similar to the concept of drunk dialing, douche dialing is the act of receiving an annoying and unwanted phone call or text message from a complete douche or douche bag. Similar to drunk dialing, douche dialing often involves irritating and repeated phone calls from ex-boyfriends or overly pompous guys trying to score dates with unreceptive girls. However, unlike drunk dialing, douche dialing does not necessarily have to take place late at night. Douche bags can dial phones at any hour.

Last night, I got douche dialed by that complete douchebag, Dan. This is the third time this week he's douche dialed me. Can't he get the picture that I'm not going to go out with him?

douche dial by ceili p May 5, 2009