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Dodofreak 

A dodofreak is a clumsy dumbass who is also a psycho. A dodo is a very dumb bird. Well add freak to it and you have...
Person 1: He's such a dodofreak ew.
Person 2: I know right?

Shnerdbaumer 

1.) A shnerd whom tries to accomplish an act, or may try to dive into a situation, but fails epicly.
2.) One who may happen to falsify information in order to look cool or be noticed.
3.) One who has been viewed as being a complete failure whilst thinking they are being smart or have succeeded.
Person #1: Hey did you hear about what happened to frank?
Person #2: No man what happened to him?
Person#1: Well it happened like this...
Shnerdbaumer: I was there. He got drunk and pissed on my grandmother while we were at that large penis convention.
Person#1: Not even close dude.
Person#2: What a shnerdbaumer!
Shnerdbaumer by Asuraku January 21, 2009

hoe knot 

When a girl ties a knot in a sweater or t-shirt to expose her hip bones and/or belly button.
Girl 1: Do you see that girl over there with that hoe knot?
Girl 2: Yeah, who does she think she's impressing?
hoe knot by Know's It October 28, 2015
a man who has an odd obsession with the vast gang rape of multiple small 12 year old innocents. his daily routine entails of lubricating his pet hampster whilst lathering himself in penut butter.
I am henry Scott.
Henry S by Gigga Nigga77 December 19, 2022

scumbelina 

a petite, cute-looking bitch; a woman who looks good but is disloyal or undesirable for reasons other than pulchritude
hey, she's hot!

nah, she's a scumbelina
scumbelina by zgwarnki May 12, 2008
Jelzin is a type of vodka (Boris Jelzin Vodka)

Usually the ones names Jesper/Jasper loves Jelzin.
Who are you?
-Oh im Jelzin Jesper.
Jelzin by Fraxy-_- July 13, 2021
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