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Diddy Kong

The act of anally masturbating roughly with a banana, usually in a public restroom. After achieving orgasm, the banana is ingested leaving only remnants of fecal matter, and blood on the remaining banana peel. The peel is then displayed as a form of trophy, usually hanging over the side of a garbage can, or even over stall doors.
That guy just gave himself a wicked Diddy Kong
Diddy Kong by CosmicRatSalad March 24, 2022
The one and only God and I have always existed and always will.
The names of God are all titles and descriptions of what I do. I prefer to use the name Lord Atum.
Atum by Ra-Atum-Harakte-Khapri July 13, 2021

ultra magnus 

brother of optimus prime and a really big powerful transformer that has even once held the autobot matrix of leadership. ultra magnus is even stronger than optimus prime but in transformers the movie he was blown apart by the sweeps and was not seen defeating anybody in a 1 on 1 fight. despite this in one transformers episode ultra magnus defeated shockwave when even optimus prime was beaten. ultra magnus can fuse with his brother to form omega prime. ultra magnus is many people's favorite character.
i'm a fan of ultra magnus.

naftalie 

Man or woman with a good sense of humour. Talented in many fields. Nice, friendly, outgoing person. Always has friends and plenty of 'attention'from the opposite or same sex.
I wish I was a naftalie! If I were a naftalie I'd be on top of the world.
naftalie by Nina January 24, 2005

ferbalasarous 

a skinny superstitious woman who goes to bed early, runs into bushes with her car, and is afraid of merging on freeways.
sarah elizabeth ferBuson is a ferbalasarous.
ferbalasarous by Calvin Chipmunk March 30, 2008
bass player of Stone Roses, now currently in Primal Scream
dude, did you hear mani play I Am The Resurrection live?!
mani by vervegirl October 30, 2004
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