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Fauxmous 

Adj. 1. Famous due to something that does not require actual talent.
2. Not famous outside a very small social circle.
3. Thinking oneself a larger celebrity than one actually is.
Why was that reality star walking around in huge sunglasses and a baseball hat? She's fauxmous, no one even recognized her.
Fauxmous by ElleKay February 3, 2009
A blonde mf thats constantly annoying everyone and tries to be as gay as possible, use only when necessary
"Bro stop hitting me with your damn bag, Gunthor"
gunthor by skoofed October 16, 2022
Gay = Gay
Nigger 1 says = You gay?
Nigger 2 says = no thats gay...
GaY by AAAHAh September 26, 2022
someone that fulfills a celebrity/Higher up pleasures and need (so basically sex they fuck em)
Yeah am gonna go find a groupie now
Groupie by Slang Wang April 4, 2020

pee in a closet 

Pee in a cup in a closet: The popular reference that every billie stan knows.

Stems back all the way to April 17th, 2018 when billie eilish was going on a trip to the doctors with her lovely mother. The nurses told her to pee in a cup (in the bathroom) so her funky brain told her to go into the closet and do it there. Naturally, it was dark inside that closet so she spilled 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝓊𝓅 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝓊𝓅 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒶𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝓊𝓅 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒻𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓇, and the nurse looked at her with such disappointment and despair.

Best moment in billie stan history and all of us are very happy that we got a hold of this beautiful story so it doesn't haunt billie :)
"BRO YOU PUSHED ME INTO THE CLOSET AND TOLD ME TO PEE IN THE CUP SO I DID"
"This is janky as fuck"
"pee in a closet": When a funky person goes to the doctors and gets asked to pee in a cup, so they go into a closet and do it there.
pee in a closet by Sparkle girl 101 October 25, 2020

Potato hammock 

someone who is completely ridiculous and tries to fit in with the trends, however misses the cool factor by the fact they're just not ment to be down with the kids. Like a potato in a mans speedo, - a potato hammock, so uncool.
"OMG have you seen Tyler over there, omg he's trying to down a pint of cider"

"Oh dear he's choking"

"This is so embarrassing! He's such a potato hammock. Cringe."
Potato hammock by likewhatbruh July 16, 2014
To Rantply Verb.

When a friend has gone on a rant and you reply in an equally or more exaggerated fashion showing your understanding at said friend's frustration.
I've just sent you a rantply to your email Cian, you're right boys are a bunch of shit eating fuck munchers.
rantply by TheProfington November 17, 2016
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