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jobified 

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Becoming employed through any means,

Accepting a job offer
What’s the opposite of jobless? Jobified? If so I’m jobified
jobified by nanami the world October 8, 2023
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Fucking Brick

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A really stout person that tries to lay on You. Their like “ Baby I love you “, and try to show you by hugging and squeezing the loving air out of you. You try to reciprocate but all you can say is “ Get off me your like a fucking brick.
Michael get off of me , you fucking brick !
Fucking Brick by QueenOlmos November 4, 2019
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Rihan 

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King of kings all shall now under his greatness Hardcore sexy guy most richest and famous person
Rihan is a king
Rihan by Katyal November 24, 2021
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Vampire Knight 

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another faggoty anime vampire kids show.
if you don't like these faggoty drama anime with absolutely no gore then don't watch vampire knight.
Vampire Knight by vampirehater August 11, 2009

Doronit 

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She is sweet and kind and beautiful! She’s definitely an introvert but still loves hanging out with friends...she’s loyal and always puts a smile on ur face! Treat her right cuz she’s worth it
Doronit ya she’s so pretty !
Doronit by caryyyo9 September 28, 2019
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The Big T 

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aka Tiffany & Co

A place where men go to hand over their paychecks in hopes of getting to have sex with their girlfriend/wife. In reality, all that happens is the girlfriend/wife gets a blue box and the man gets blue balls.
Dom: Hey man, I went to The Big T last week to get the wife a bracelet!

Vin: How can you just cut off your scrotum like that?!

Dom: I took my wife and her mother to The Big T the other day, they were so happy!

Translation: I cut my nuts off!
The Big T by Primal4Life February 11, 2010
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