man massage
Firm massage from one of your dawgs for pleasure. Gay unless it's one of your dawgs then it's acceptable.
man massage by JakeypooMaurice May 11, 2023
Urban Dictionary
Miyanna Vest
Tall independent woman normal containing bunions. Often has pockets full of juul pods or apples. Favorite flavor of popsicle is onion or big Luke.
Miyanna Vest by Daddy sack love December 12, 2018
BMITW
Best Mate In The World. Just an abbreviation for those who have decided that it's too much trouble to write it out in full and so abbreviate it so everyone else doesn't have a clue what they're on about. You could also say BFITW - Best friend in the world, or BBFINTW - Best boyfriend in the world, or basically anything that suits your fancy. People aren't going to understand it anyway.
(P.S. I only found out what it meant after spending a few minutes guessing before my friend finally told me)
(P.S. I only found out what it meant after spending a few minutes guessing before my friend finally told me)
BMITW by Loobyloolara February 6, 2007
Overcooked the meatloaf
Overcooked the meatloaf by Cutting_rug March 2, 2017
emmathepisslover
emmathepisslover by emmaswife March 28, 2021
Pastafarianism
a new religion that worships Flying Spaghetti Monster, initially created to protest the Kansas State School Board's decision to teach "Intelligent Design" in schools.
Also known as the FSM cult
Also known as the FSM cult
Codes of conduct:
# Prayers are ended with the word RAmen rather than Amen.
Benefits of conversion:
# Like the great noodles they worship, Flying Spaghetti Monsterists have flimsy moral standards.
# Promise of a stripper factory and a beer volcano in Heaven.
A rival faction, based on SPAM (Spaghetti & Pulsar Activating Meatballs), has formed and is calling for a Holy War against FSM. SPAMation claims to have the One True Letter to the Kansas School Board.
# Prayers are ended with the word RAmen rather than Amen.
Benefits of conversion:
# Like the great noodles they worship, Flying Spaghetti Monsterists have flimsy moral standards.
# Promise of a stripper factory and a beer volcano in Heaven.
A rival faction, based on SPAM (Spaghetti & Pulsar Activating Meatballs), has formed and is calling for a Holy War against FSM. SPAMation claims to have the One True Letter to the Kansas School Board.
Pastafarianism by hattrickcheeto September 8, 2005