The most adorable of sea creatures that has evolved to live on land in order to attend law school. The land squid will be your best friend, but does NOT apprecitate haters. The land squid spends most of its time doing homework and studying in her little squid cave. The little land squid becomes most pleased when it has a piece of candy, a rare steak, or noonies.

that is what happened to my foe on 19 June 2023 when she got a detention

literally means humiliation

To send a guy a picture of your butthole

To loose half your stuff to a bitchy fiancee and then get cunt struck by the next girl that comes along, Leaving you in a position where you will likley lose half of your half.
Leaving you with a quarter or sweet fuck all.

Georgus, and won’t let you pay your tab

A person smokes so much weed they become one with the couch like bootstrap bill turner from pirates of Caribbean becomes one with the black pearl