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eohyeo by eohyeo June 3, 2020

Father Judge 

Top 2 for the Gayest school in Philadelphia, PA (and they ain’t #2). The average Father Judge student enjoys anal penetration from other students. For the 1% of students that like women, they usually date girls from Saint Huberts. St. Huberts girls all have Sexually Transmitted Diseases, such as Herpes, AIDS, and Gonorrhea, which means Judge students have all of the listed diseases. Their Instagram meme page, @fatherjudgememes, is also hot dogshit. If you or a friend is considering applying for this dumpster fire of a school, please consider going to a mental hospital to get evaluated.
Example 1
“Hey did you hear that Jimmy is going to Father Judge?”
“Makes sense, he loves it up the butt”

Example 2
“Joe just raw dogged the shit out of that girl from Hoeberts!”
“Yep, he’s got the herp”

Example 3
“Do you know who runs Father Judge Memes on instagram?”
Idk who it is, but he definitely takes loads of cum in the was”
Father Judge by thesigmaboy420 January 24, 2025

Speedy Gonzalez 

Put superglue on your hand and start jerking off. You can only take your hand off your dick once you cum. If you can cum fast enough to remove your grip before the glue binds your hand to your dick, you have just pulled off the Speedy Gonzalez.
“Mom, help me! My hand is stuck to my penis because I couldn’t finish the Speedy Gonzalez in time!
Speedy Gonzalez by Slydog11 December 17, 2019
Being fussy but your not in a mood.
I was very fusoog when I was asked to eat my vegetables.
fusoog by scrabble_awesome February 4, 2017
A shortened URL that leads to unexpected content.
Damn!

That guy tweeted ANOTHER stupid map location instead of a picture of the party!

Stupid FoolURLs!!!
FoolURL by elcocopeli September 1, 2009
He is a very shy person who likes to masturbate a lot. Sometimes he likes to play around and touch other people. HE may seem creepy at first but he is very talkative even though he talks in a monotonous voice. He jacks off once in the morning and at the night to the girl he is completely crushing over! TAYLOR! Overall, very nice guy but is kinda creepy.
Have you seen that Jason? That guy seems totally like a Jason