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This is possibly one of the worst area codes to every exist! Everyone in this area code is either a piece of white trash or is a stuck up, spoiled rich asshole!!! Also the dumb ass people here are boring, rude, drunks, judgmental, retarded, racist (mainly against black people), and just generally sucks at life!! These idiots can't even drive for shit!! This is the only area code I have ever been to where people slam on their brakes for EVERY PERCEIVED THREAT!!! Whenever a car pulls up on a side street, there is a hill, someone changes lanes (when there is adequate room for them to safely do so), there is a curve, there is a GREEN light, or when there is a light drizzle/snow flurry these idiots all slam on the brakes and slow down by 10-20 miles per hour!!! Also the people here are NOTHING like the people in Chicago (unless you're talking about places like Norwood Park, Forest Glen, and Edison Park). Also this area code seems to have more douche bag Packer fans than any location outside of Wisconsin!!!! Chicago's west suburbs are far better than these overrated north/northwest suburbs!!!!!

Also the people here often try to act tough but they are really a bunch of sissies who will run away when you get ready to kick their ass!!!!!
The 847 SUCKS!!!!!!!!

Skokie, Morton Grove, Niles, Park Ridge, Glenview, Arlington Heights, Shaumburg (SCUMburg), Wilmette, Glencoe, Winnetka, Northfield, Highland Park, Lincolnshire, Lake Bluff, North Chicago, Waukegan, Gurnee, Libetyville, Mundeline, and Antioch are among the worst towns in this area code.

The only DECENT towns in this area code are: Evanston and Lake Forest (only because that's where the BEARS practice)!!!
847 by 847sucksballs April 14, 2013

mxineluvr 

great editor, mainly known for editing maxine minx
"omg, this edit is great, you did it again mxineluvr!"
mxineluvr by kesiaha June 3, 2022

Stainlick 

Could be used as a derogatory reference to a weird action ( licking underwear stains ) or for calling a person out making reference to they may be a stain licker of sorts
Did you see that chic at the party pick up that dudes underwear and lick the stains?...total freak id say who'd have thought someone so hot would be a stainlick
Stainlick by Leecifer#1 December 23, 2022
to touch and tickle someone at the same time. usually its the buttslut being touckled
I'm gonna touckle you
Dunkers are a female who’s bigger than you and can dominate you in the bedroom or the basketball court
Damn that girls huge but I love dunkers, so you know I’d still smash.
Dunkers by Yfngary June 1, 2023
The best person ever who never pressures you into anything and helps you when you have any troubles proceeding with something. He will try his best to explain anything as accessible to others as humanly possible and he's good at it, too.
Bazan is a great person. I love working with him.
Bazan is the best teacher we ever had. He's so understanding!
Bazan by shadowkinnie December 11, 2020

Darkdemise 

A highly skilled magic user. Usually at the top of his class. His leetness seeps through every crevice, and he is the opitomy of excllence. In shot, this player is one who is versatile, highly skilled, and a role model to other players of the same class.
Man, that Shadow priest is a true darkdemise, and tore that boss up!
Darkdemise by HeatM1ser February 7, 2012
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