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Urban Dictionary

Prison Manwich 

noun:

1). The act of shitting in someone's mouth, then punching them until all of their teeth are gone, shitting in their mouth again if they spit at any point.

2). The resulting blood, feces, and tooth mixture.
Ron wouldn't stop bitchin' about how shitty my toilet wine tasted, so I gave that bitch a Prison Manwich, so he'd have something to compare it to.
another way of saying something is right or messed up!
aint it by pandie October 16, 2008
The most beautiful girl in the world. No other girl comes close in comparison, and there is no one else i would rather be with ever... shes the best<3
Jenny is the best and i love her so much<3 a.k.a cupcake<3
Jenny by thatguymike August 2, 2009

Nutty Flump 

A fart with such ferocity that it leaves light brown marshmallows in the seat of one's underpants.
Do you have a spare pair of undies your Majesty? I have just done a world record nutty flump.
Nutty Flump by nuttyflumper May 23, 2009

Afterlife: Knowing what Willis was talking about 

Afterlife: Knowing what Willis was talking about.

Referenced from the sit com, Different Strokes. Gary Coleman's character was famous for asking his brother, Willis what he was talking about? "Whatchoo talkin' about, Willis?" with a turn of his head to emphasize confusion was a catchphrase evermore.

May 28,2010 Gary Coleman died. The world would want him to finally know what Willis was talking about. I want that in my afterlife as well...to have all my questions answered in heaven.
Afterlife: Knowing what Willis was talking about.

1)When I die I want to finally know what Willis was talking about.

2) q) Do you think when we die, we will finally know what Willis was talking about?

a) I hope so.

San Antonio Spatula 

The act of slapping your cock on your significant others ass whilst placing ones thumb in her anal cavity. To add pleasure, it helps if she yodels war cries from the alamo.
"Me and Veronica last night wanted to try something kinky so I gave that bitch a San Antonio spatula"

"Nice man"
San Antonio Spatula by Kroger Gas October 7, 2016
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