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in the money 

(FINANCE) when a financial derivative has intrinsic value to the person who holds it. There are two examples:

* when the strike price of a call option is less than the spot price of the underlying stock, it is worthwhile to exercise it;

* when the strike price of a put option is more than the spot price of the underlying stock, it is worthwhile to exercise it.

Please remember that an option being "in the money" does not mean it was a good investment. You might have bought the option when the difference between the strike price and the spot price was MORE than it is now. If it's expiring, you might as well exercise it because to not do so is just throwing money away. But it still could have been a loss for the investor.
PHIL: Sweet! My call options are back in the money. Now I'd better exercise them.

MIGUEL: You must be rolling in the cash, Holmes!

PHIL: Not even close. The forex rate for the UK pound nosedived and I got hosed pretty bad. It's not where it was when I bought these rat droppings, but I need to get out before they expire.

MIGUEL: You know, when you first told me about options they sounded like a sweet deal, but...

PHIL: Yeah... the guy who wrote the option always seems to know what's going down better than us dilettantes.
in the money by Abu Yahya April 15, 2010

slip me some tongue 

v.
to french kiss someone, hence 'slip some tongue' into their mouth.
Jerry: Hey, Emile, slip me some tongue.
Emile: Alright, fairy.
slip me some tongue by alekzandre February 28, 2014
He got a dinosaur dick and is always ready to fuck a juicy girl.
Youseef will put you in a wheelchair.
youseef by Atomosphericdick101 July 16, 2017

Chit Chat 

n. Popular Brit slang for vapid, meaningless chatter or polite "warm up" conversation before you get down and do the serious shit, be it a meeting, sex etc.
"Blah blah blah blah yada yada...bl-"
"Cut the Chit Chat and get your clothes off."

Or...

"How's Maria and the girls"?
"Fine, thanks. OK, let's cut the Chit Chat. You're fired."
Chit Chat by Satandog March 30, 2006

blow your cover

to have your secret found out when you NEVER expected
boy: FUCK MAYNE!!!!, ma ol girl found and broke AAALLLL my M-rated video games.

friend: awww damn, daz messed up, how can you blow your cover.
blow your cover by how high May 7, 2008
Someone whos not allowed 20 feet around School grounds also can be used to describe a pervert , creep ,loser, pedophile, and someone who loves cake
Edp is kinda like a zoizm
zoizm by EVERY FEMALE EVER February 21, 2024