What you see on TV when the news channels go into 24-hour disaster mode. As a viewer, you respond as you do for flesh porn -- you can't turn your eyes away, you keep coming back to it, you never are fulfilled after watching it, and you feel bad inside when you're done. For examples of disaster porn, withess Fox's coverage of the hurricanes of 2005, or CNN/Fox/MSNBC for the Sept 11, 2001 terror attacks.

Short version of asking how someone is...

j00k? >
j00 ok? >

you okay? >

how are you?

a. People afraid of self expression that threatens their little bubbles of safety.
b. A manipulator.

Is the type of guy who is only attracted to 2d women and jerks off 10 times a day

the best thing in life; when a man pounds his penis into a girls crouch, causing her to yelp or moan.

The language produced when someone takes an english word written in Greek and matches the letters with what they look like. Because this language is hard to read, it is usually written down only to be forgotten...