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There once was a man from Nantucket.

There once was a man from Nantucket. Whose dick was so long he could suck it. While wearing a grin and wiping his chin if the roof had a cunt, he'd fuck it.
There once was a man from Nantucket. (Explained)

A man who was born and raised within the confines of the isle Nantucket which is located in Massachusetts. Was aware of his spectacular endowment and so therefore felt ambiguous enough to want to fuck his own ceiling whilst imagining it had a vagina to do so.

By,Mikelly.

in the clutch 

In the clutch means at perfect timing.

Comes from the clutch in a manual transmission where perfect timing can mean the difference between a launch and a stall)
"Did you make your job interview yesterday? Heard your car wouldn't start."
"Yeah, man. Shorty came through in the clutch."
in the clutch by shortyEve March 4, 2016
The meatverse is the opposite of the metaverse, also known as real life.
“Hey boys, I’m logging off to enjoy some time in the meatverse. Enjoy the NFTs my dudes.”

Word Processed 

The act of writing an Essay or type of text in a Word processor; such as: Microsoft Word, Google Docs etc.
This essay must be word processed
Word Processed by Joe6649 May 5, 2024

crotchrot 

1) A condition in which the genitalia of a man or woman is foul or rotting away.

2) A sexually transmitted disease.
I fooled around without a condom and acquired a bad case of crotchrot.
crotchrot by UrbanWebster February 14, 2004

apeaceate 

to think/act like a stoner
u just have to apeaceate man
apeaceate by gorday April 22, 2007
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