Urban Dictionary
Kohli
Someone who lives on a separate plane of existence from mere mortals. Scientifically hyperliterate and applies infinite knowledge of the cosmos to creating a perfect first born son. Kohli's are immune to fire alarms.
*BEEEEEEEEP - BEEEEEEEEP - BEEEEEEEP"
A: Damn, that fire *BEEEEEEEEEEEP* alarm is so loud.
B: Okay then, we'll finish the technology meeting later, lets *BEEEEEEEEP* get outside.
Kohli: But I wasn't done presenting, I'm only on slide 19.
*BEEEEEP*
Kohli: My son scored a perfect 2400 on his SAT.
A: Isn't your son in 7th grade?
Kohli: Yes.
A: Damn, that fire *BEEEEEEEEEEEP* alarm is so loud.
B: Okay then, we'll finish the technology meeting later, lets *BEEEEEEEEP* get outside.
Kohli: But I wasn't done presenting, I'm only on slide 19.
*BEEEEEP*
Kohli: My son scored a perfect 2400 on his SAT.
A: Isn't your son in 7th grade?
Kohli: Yes.
Kohli by Why_yes_I_do_enjoy_eggnog August 27, 2013
jankin rod
jankin rod by chris ostrom November 3, 2004
Zinke
Zinke by Mrsomebodyelse October 2, 2017
Ausheep
A slang for the word aussie that is used to describe an Australian whose being biased or ignorant to other people’s opinion (especially foreigners) in a political argument
(Note that this doesn’t imply to all Australians, only a few ones)
(Note that this doesn’t imply to all Australians, only a few ones)
Simon: “Indonesia is such a beautiful neighboring country! I wish I had chance to visit it.”
Jake (Ausheep): “That third world crap? Why would you visit such a horrible country? Australia is better and richer!”
Jake (Ausheep): “That third world crap? Why would you visit such a horrible country? Australia is better and richer!”
Ausheep by create don’t hate February 7, 2020
roy
roy by turningmyswagon November 18, 2010