Fuck me up fam

A well packed or extended blunt or joint.

Gage is a really nice (or at least 98% of the time) friend who only ever snaps if he gets pissed off, like a regular person would. He talks really bad about himself, but he really isn't like that. He will literally always put you before him. He actively gives advice and is loyal toward his friends and most of his family, he is really cool and you could feel free to come to him for comfort.

"Schmarandieren" is a German slang term meaning "to be on the verge of circulatory collapse due to excessive drug abuse." It‘s the longer and more meaningful version of the word „Schmarandern“, which basically means the same.

The word is used, as one might first suspect, not to draw attention to a medical emergency, but either to tell one's circle of friends how fucking high one is or as a question to make sure that the person in question is equally unearthly high. When someone is "am Schmarandieren“, respect is usually given in the form of an astonished laugh that would otherwise only be given as if you had just witnessed your own grandma doing 5 flic-flacs.

when a man eats a girl/woman's cake

Your meat in between two buns.