person 1: i hate tenacious d

person 2: *punch realy fuking hard in the nose about 5 times*
person 1: owwwch why did u do that

person 2: *pulls out a dildo and inserts into the anus*
person 1: that feels good

person 2: its not ment to *takes out dildo and pulls out a gun pops cap in the face of person 1 and laughs*
(cop sirens)

person 2: omg the cops tenacious d rock
2 MONTHS LATER IN COURT

judge: you are acused for the rape and murder of person 1
person 2: the rape part is bull but the rest is true

judge: why???

person 2: because he said he didnt like tenacious d

judge: oh he deserved it then yo are free

person 2: awesome oh and tenacious d rock !!!!!!!!!!!!!

" Stop being immmture, you got to be 21 about it."

“Oi scoot can I have 0.50p for this choccy bar?”
“Nahh I need it sorry pal, I’m a stingey cunt”

that kid is acting like World Conqueror to be honest

she gave herself the arctic freeze last night.

A: Hey, it's International-Horny-Day, wanna send me some pics?
B: Huh? Wasn't that like two days ago?
A: No, that was national horny day, today is international horny day.
B: Oh, I see, ya sure have some.