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Sack Chasing Whore 

A man or woman who trades sexual favors in exchange for dope.
That worthless "sack chasing whore" gave me a ballbusting blowjob for a measly shardsickle !

Princess sam 

Midget whos a little bit fat sometimes
Hiiiiiiii princess sam
Princess sam by Princess mongo January 14, 2020
Qaasir is a whore ass bitch that likes to bully his gf and her friends when he knows that we will really stomp his ass. He apparently has 7 inches but all know he has -43 inches, cuz that shits microscopic. He also beats his meat on ft. He tries so hard to be swagalishes but it doesn’t work and people keep saying that he’s thicq but he shaped like a pencil. He’s a cunt spick😔. But he i still love him evrn tho hes a cunt.
Person A: oh look its qaasir bullying his gf.
Person B: it be like that😔.
Qaasir by Urbancuntspick August 24, 2019

Spoon Fest

A term defining a very extreme party. The type lasting usually at least two or more days where one would expect to find themselves very high, very drunk, very pregnant, arrested, or any combonation of the four. Usually many bands and/or unusual acts play throughout its entirety.
1. Man I got so much action at that party last week. Now that's a f@#kin Spoon Fest.

2. My Bro's wife got knocked up at a Spoon Fest like that one.

3. Man I was so toasted after that Spoon Fest I don't know how I made it home.
Spoon Fest by Clay Spoon September 30, 2007
Abriveeation for Every Villain is Lemons
(SpongeBob SquarePants)
Manray, and the Dirty Bubble is in the group E.V.I.L.
E.V.I.L. by SpringBoob Squirepin October 20, 2003

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