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peter-beater 

An excessive masturbator.

Also peter beater.
I wonder if that guy walking down the street is a peter-beater.
peter-beater by someone March 18, 2004
When someone just completed some work with perfection
God sevened the world.

Rainbow is sevened
sevened by pseudologic May 30, 2019

Child Support 

One of the consequences A guy must face for sticking his dick inside a pussy
Mark : Oh Kiersten your pussy is so soft im gonna cum! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Mark! Oh Mark! your going to make such a great dad!
Mark : WHAT! Don't you use birth control?
Kiersten : No you silly boo I want to have your baby! DUH!
Mark : Oh no there will be no baby I have a wife and kids!
Kiersten : Well Jake say's he can't afford three so your Child Support will certainly help!
Mark : There will be no Child Support from me get out of my gym NOW!
Kiersten : Well I guess we will see what the judge say's about that cause your cum is inside me now and they may be enough for twins!
Mark : GOD DAMNT THE HELL!
Steve : Hey Mark you can fill me up with your cum and don't worry I won't be needing any Child Support! (wink)

Mark : QUIT RUBBING MY DICK YOU FUCKIN FAG!
Steve : Whatever you deadbeat dad! (slap)
Mark : FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

Steve : Yeah that's what got you in trouble in the first place!
Mark : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MT GYM YOU FAGGOT!
Child Support by SlopNChop October 30, 2018
The hottest boy at any school
Actual name is Sean but he's Filipino so it's Chon
Chon, you're the sickest man on the planet *dabs violently*
Chon by quebas October 18, 2018
Is a great guy, he has many secrets that he doesn’t tell no one. He can fight but only does if necessary. He is also hot, fucking cute, and loves to hang out with girls, He is loyal, and crazy sometimes, And would take a bullet for his loved ones
Kaw
Kaw by Crowns213 September 21, 2019

Armaan Hothi 

He's literally just a 7ft guy that no one knows why he is so tall.
Dude that guy is the new Armaan Hothi
Armaan Hothi by Jacob6471 September 10, 2021