jag bag

1. The sock a young boy continually masturbates into.

2. If there were ten deuche bags in a line and one was to be chosen as the biggest deuche bag out of those ten said deuche bags that person would be also known as a jag bag.

1. Timmy's mom got an unpleasant surprise when she was cleaning his room and came across his jag bag.

2. Michael Polinko, the 40 year old with a genuine bowflex body who plays in a rock band is a jag bag.

jag bag by T_Love89 November 4, 2008

we need deathstar

when a fat chick is seen, people tend to say "man the harpoons!" but when the harpoons are just too small for that, you might say "we need deathstar!"

guy1: "look at that fat broad, man the harpoons!"
guy2: "omg, we need deathstar!"

we need deathstar by ajs7 June 4, 2008

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Jewish pickle

The circumcised dill that you leave in a jar.

Hitler kept a jar of Jewish pickles under his bed

Jewish pickle by Jewish pickle November 12, 2016

Jamie

An accumulation of less than 1” of snow

It’s only a Jamie out there tomorrow!

Jamie by Bigfootsgay December 28, 2025

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bollock

Scrotum, and form of punishment/insult

"Oi BALLBAG!!"
"Your in for a good ol bollocking"
"You fucking hairy scrotum"
<russian with 3 testicals> "ooja-nicka bollockoff"

bollock by Stylee September 26, 2003

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Hayley

Normally white, rarely shows her teeth in a smile, looks cute and kind on the outside but is a drama queen on the inside, she will find a way to start drama just for attention, so be aware.

Boy- hey Hayley', what's up?

Hayley- *cries* omg girls, this boy just raped me.

Friends- Wow Omg we need to spread this around school.

Boy- I just said what's up....

Hayley by It's a fact June 29, 2017

mcdonalds

Where People Consisting Of 700000000000000 trillion fat ass pounds eat... its the sickest place EVER TO HAVE BEEN BUILT ON THIS EARTH. IT'S SO GROSS, THAT YOU CANT EVEN CALL IT A RESTRAUNT.

Wow, that girl is fat as hell.. she probably eats at mcdonalds.

mcdonalds by jkgna784h5 674ghjfhjsdgv July 22, 2006

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