A person who is so despicable and disgusting that neither calling them a cunt nor a fungus will serve to describe them accurately. Only by combining the two does it become descriptive enough to portray the absolute disgust one feels at their presence.

Getting carpetburn on one's balls.

a slang term sometimes used to designate someone with whom one has a feeling of deep and natural affinity, friendship, love, intimacy, sexuality, and/or compatibility.

The month of NO NUT!

-MAN ONLY MOVE- A "stegosaurus" is a type of dick move, much like the batwing or the brain. To successfully do the stegosaurus, you must hair gel your pubic hairs into a mohawk. After drying, lie on your back (fully naked), and get a full on erection. In this postiion, with the mohawked pubes and boner in an upside-down postion, your cock+balls will look like a roughly detailed dinosaur

The most beautiful girl in the world. She captures the essence of gorgeous in its entirety. She's everything you want in a girl and more. You couldn't find a girl better than her. She's the love of my life.