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John Tyler 

John Tyler was the 10th President of the United States of America. He served from 1841-1845, taking the office of president after William Henry Harrison died as the 9th President.

He was born in Virginia in 1790 to a prominent family. He then became a U.S Representative, the Governor of Virginia, and a U.S. Senator in that order. He then became the 10th Vice President under President William Henry Harrison. However, Harrison died on April 4th, 1841 from pneumonia. Immediately following this Tyler became the 10th President. It should be noted however, that there was much debate about if Tyler was really the bona fide president or the acting president. This was due to some unclear writing regarding the U.S. Cosntitution.
Person 1: We’re studying John Tyler in history class!
Person 2: Really? I heard he was the first President who was never elected to the position!
John Tyler by BillyBobJoe20 February 17, 2021

Kevin scott markowitz 

Kevin scott markowitz is a nice guy at first you will sure fall in love with a him right away. But after 2 years you will realize he likes dick in his ass and shit all over his face during sex. He may have some weird kinks but once you get passed that hes the greatest.
Kevin scott markowitz loves cock!

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effcoffking 

word used to shorten the phrase fuck off you fucking. is also used to enhance the burn placed on a particular person(s) or thing(s)
effcoffking smart ass or effcoffking idiot
effcoffking by AVP August 7, 2006

Petaling 

A very useless word to describe the obscure process of adding layers of moleskin or makeshift materials to create an ad hoc bushing for the lower rim opening of one's medical penis enlargement vacuum pump in preparation for prolonged use, or as an emergency measure to, for example, abate painful penile shaft edemas or mitigate testicular torsion and seminal vesicle ruptures, commonplace among unfortunate individuals with a thumb dick, so that one may resume vigorous penile pumping, effectively turning the penis into a semi-resilient, flaccid superchubby resembling a miniature rancid eggplant, inevitably leading to DVT - Deep Vein Throboshits and perpetual impotence.
Intercom: "Dr. Wang, please report to the north wing nurses station immediately for adolescent penile pump evacuation and flaccid priapism drainage."
Nurse: "Orderly Johnson, please prepare and sterilize the bone saw and hydraulic urethra lancer."
Patient: "Nurse, please, the pain. I need some moleskin or at least help holding my pump upright."
Nurse: "I'm sorry, son, we do not permit petaling, perpetual masturbation or hand jobs in common areas of the pediatric ward."
Petaling by Dr. Octagynocologist December 12, 2013

Cack Draft

When you open the door to a toilet that still has the pungent odour of poo which rushes toward you.

from the british term cack and backdraft
Dude don't try and go into the bathroom i just got hit by a major Cack Draft and it almost put me in a coma
Cack Draft by CayndehMan January 4, 2010