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johnatan ayala 

He's an amazing friend and his album is dropping August 33rd be ready and he has a huge penis and he probabaly fucked yo bitch

Holy-Facepalm 

A Face palm as done by Jesus - as seen on posters around the world. The First ACTUAL RECORDED occurrence of this was when Mick Romney said, during his failed run for the Presidency in 2012, "I believe in Jesus Christ." (see example)
Mick Romney (during his failed run for the Presidency in 2012): "I believe in Jesus Christ."

Jesus Christ: D'oh! * Holy-Facepalm*
Two words for showing disgust towards a certain individual. Typically used in social media. Short for "Ew what the fuck"
Guy 1: Look at this girl dude
Guy 2: ew wtf
Guy 1: I know right?
She can be crazy, fun, loving, sexy and has a heart to share to anyone who wants love her back and shes not afraid to tell you how she feels. A true friend where building a relationship with will uplift a sad life to having many adventures creating a better life to live with.
Alora, you are such a crazy, happy friend I love the way your dancing can turn me on when I'm feeling down.
Alora by RippedRobot January 17, 2013

new hope 

new hope is a place where over spolied children, children with gay parents, and rich snobs live. There is also regular kids who werent born into the culture of new hope just brought in they are normal such as my self. The only thing to do in this tourist populated area is to make fun of the tourists go shoppin and eat and for the other kids smoke pot drive drink have sex and do wht eva they want. New hope gay attraction and hiustorical refreces attact a different crowd of people and if you go to new hope you can tell who has lived in new hope and who is vivssting usually by their rude comment of the tourists not sayin its a bad thing thts all u cna do down here at least thts wht i do and fish
old folks home is one wat to relate new hope to sumthing vboring n fuill of old ppl
new hope by labo September 19, 2005
Acronym for "rolling on the floor laughing quietly to myself".
(while at library)

Bob- *tells joke*
Fred- ROFL
Aging librarian cunt- SHHHH!!
Fred- ROFLQTM
ROFLQTM by Mizar06 June 10, 2010
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