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Ay, that bloke over there. A wee eejit, wouldn't ya reckon.
No eejin would know the answer to thIs question
Eejit by I am not a Kevin May 13, 2019
There are few shmoobears in the world. And even fewer cute shmoobears. The cutes and best shmoobear there is is named Jessica. they get no better than her. shmoobears are generally really cute and cuddly, smell really good and like to be with other shmoobears. They are sometimes referred to as shmoo(s), shmooshie(s), pooh bear, shmooface, shmooshica, shmooshiewooshie
oh you're so cute, you must be a shmoobear
Shmoobear by shmooshie December 13, 2010

sugar relationship 

A (typically) sexual arrangement between two consenting adults where one person is a companion to other other in exchange for--and contingent upon--some form of compensation.
her: you're hot, mr. man. seeing anyone?
him: e'yup. you, if you have the means to keep me.
her: how's an apartment all to your own, and i have the only copy of the key?
him: him... a sugar relationship. yeah. that'll work.

Пиздализ 

Мужчина, уделяющий слишком много внимания женскому полу.
*Девушка заходит в скайп конференцию*
- О, привет. Ты девушка?
- Да. А что?
- Да не обращай внимания на него, он пиздализ и ко всем подкатывает.
Пиздализ by SuperPidor August 26, 2017

Jolliffe 

Jolliffe is used to describe someone of superior mental and physical development. An immaculate specimen. A Jolliffe can frequenly be seen doing pushups with nothing but his massive, semi-erect phallus. Jolliffes are both good at math and picking heavy things up, only to put them down again before he flexes and his shirt rips off. Jolliffes have promiscuous natures, as women are constantly throwing themselves at their feet.
"Wow look at Jolliffe. That can't be real, he's stuffing his pants."

"How does Jolliffe just float above everyone else like that?"

"Jolliffe walked up to the urinal and I heard a splash. He was like 2 feet away!"
Jolliffe by AsianSlayer January 14, 2021

thin-finger 

Verb: the act of dextrously typing without error.

Also, Noun: the agile tool of human history, useful for a variety of precise tasks.
Verb: I thin-fingered the hell out of those market orders; 120 days and counting with no misplaced digits.

Noun: I'm gonna give this qwerty phone the ole thin-finger, Mavis Beacon-style.
thin-finger by art vandallay September 19, 2016
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